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#240/ Mar 14, 2021
CREATIVITY, BANANAS, AND MOLDY WHOPPERS
As a lifelong advocate of the primacy of creativity in advertising, I find myself lately having difficulty understanding the values and judgments of our industry.
Creativity is a concept that invites all kinds of silly interpretations. In advertising and marketing, creativity contains boundaries that are not required in fine art -- i.e., creativity must serve commercial purposes. This does not make it any easier. In fact, it may make it harder. You can't just tape a banana to a wall and call it art.
Over the past several years, Burger King's creativity and the "bravery" of its marketing leadership have been highly praised and heavily awarded by the ad industry. Sadly, however, they have had very little success in the real world.
In the past few days, Burger King has been subject to a torrent of abuse for a tweet they posted supporting an ad created for International Womens' Day. The ad was promoting a well-meaning initiative in which they created a culinary scholarship program for women.
The ad and tweet were headlined,"Women Belong in the Kitchen," and, of course, they were meant to be ironic. But in social media, where the game is to search for things to be outraged about, there is no room for irony.
This episode highlights a long string of provocative and controversial advertising campaigns done by Burger King. This included the "Moldy Whopper" campaign, which I ridiculed back in January in my "Top 10 Marketing Follies of 2020."
Earlier this week, Michael Farmer, a smart guy and author of Madison Avenue Manslaughter, posted a brief but devastating analysis of Burger King's results on LinkedIn. In it, he reports...
- Burger King's sales per store are less than half of McDonald's, and the gap is widening.
- For the past 10 years BK has been losing ground against the fast food industry. Ten years ago they were #10 in sales. Today they are #23.
The bottom line is, the world is a harsh place for marketers (I'm writing a pamphlet about this which will be published soon.) It is particularly harsh for marketing leaders who refuse to be bland and predictable. Creativity is a dangerous game.
Being effective is difficult. Being creative is difficult. Being both effective and creative is more than difficult.
One guidepost I use for effective creativity (which I explain in my semi-brilliant book Advertising For Skeptics) is a lyric from a blues song. The lyric goes...
"Feelin' good, feeling' good
All the money in the world spent on feeling' good"
The point is this. Being creative in advertising is essential if you expect big results. But ad creativity needs to be connected to the real world. In the real world, consumers buy things because they believe they will make them feel good. That's pretty much the only reason they buy things.
If advertising veers too far from this reality, it may be innovative and creative, but it's just not good advertising.
Jerking From Home
Did you ever wonder what your work colleagues are doing when they're not on Zoom calls? Apparently COVID has some side effects that Fauci forgot to mention.
Website Study Says reports that research on the behavior of over 2,000 single adults claims that on average they're whackin' it three times a day. I'm not kidding. When you add in the cigarette, the snuggling, and the nap, that's an awful lot of "me time."
There are a lot more disturbing stats in the report that a family newsletter would just as soon leave out. Let's just hope our work force doesn't bring the "new normal" back to the office with them.
Quickies
- According to Campaign mag only 1 in 10 Brits trust social media advertising.
- Speaking of normal, Unilever has banned the word "normal" from all its advertising materials. Apparently some idiotic research convinced them that "normal" is a bad thing. Ya know, not inclusive enough or something.
- Facebook continues its pathetic mud-slinging at Apple with another round of ads defending its disgusting and dangerous surveillance practices.
Lazy Guy Makes Excuses
Regular readers may have noticed that there hasn't been anything regular to read here lately. I'm bored as hell with the ad business and there has been about zero of interest to write about.
If the current dullness in ad world continues, and if my colleagues continue spending their time in mass turbation, this thing may become even more irregular.
