NEWSLETTER #111 / April 22, 2018 No Images? Click here FACEBOOK'S BRAZEN DUPLICITY One good thing about Facebook - their duplicity is so transparent that anyone who claims he "didn't know" has to be an idiot. After Zuckerberg promised our bewildered representatives in Washington two weeks ago that Facebook would abide by the "spirit" of the GDPR privacy regulations scheduled to go into effect next month in Europe, this week Facebook moved 1.5 billion accounts out of Europe to the US to avoid the consequences of those regulations. Just another good faith gesture from your friends at Facebook. According to The Guardian, "...for tax purposes, Facebook will continue to book their revenue through Facebook’s Irish office, but for privacy protections, they (consumers) will deal with the company’s headquarters in California." Yeah, good luck with that. Meanwhile, Facebook was also busy "protecting our privacy" (c'mon, you heard the Z-man -- it's their number one priority!) by re-writing their data policy. In a blog post last month I calculated that FB's terms of service and privacy policies are longer than the US Constitution. Well, to maintain a perfect track record, this week they increased the language of their data policy by 55%, you know, just to make things more convenient for us. The Wall Street Journal summarized Facebook's data policy this week and I'm going to recap a few of the lovely things FB does so we can all see how wonderfully they are guarding our privacy: - FB maintains the right to collect your phone number and other information about you when anyone, including people you don't know, upload their contacts that may include you. - Even when you turn off location services, FB tracks your location through Wi-Fi access points, cell towers and IP addresses. - You probably think FB is collecting data about you from the device you're using. Silly you. If you are anywhere near any other devices on your network they are collecting info from those devices as well. It's magic! - FB tracks you through third parties whether or not you are logged into Facebook. - And the pièce de résistance -- Facebook's new data policy asserts that they track you even if you don't have a Facebook account. I'm going to say it once more (but not for the last time) -- these creeps have got to be stopped. The YouTube Con You remember last year when all the hysteria wasn't about Facebook, it was about "brand safety" and particularly YouTube. You remember how Google (who owns YouTube) promised us that "brand safety" would be their number one priority. Teehee. Last week CNN uncovered ads from over 300 major brands (including Amazon, Adidas, Netflix, Nordstrom and UnderArmour) connected to nazi, pedophilia, and North Korean propaganda videos. They also found ads on these videos from -- you can't make this shit up -- five US government agencies. But don't worry. Google will promise to clean it up. Let's be clear about something. Brand safety and personal privacy will never be a reality until the current unsavory practices of adtech, tracking, and surveillance marketing are scrapped by the advertising and media industries. WPP: Ford In Their Future? The other shoe dropped one week after Sir Martin Sorrell's departure from WPP. Ford, one of WPP's largest accounts, announced they would hold a global advertising agency review. Ford has been messing with WPP for months. Ford's management has been in complete disarray -- with top-level people coming and going faster than Presidential appointees. There is no greater danger to an agency than when a client's management is changing. No matter how dumb the new management regime is, they always believe the old management was even dumber (as I've said many times, in American business there's nothing stupider than the previous generation of management.) So WPP is saddled with the smell of the old guard. Ford spends over two billion dollars annually on advertising, and over 4 billion on marketing related services. WPP's search for a new ceo just got way, way harder. On The Road Again Observant readers may have noticed that I haven't been traveling/speaking this winter. I've had to cancel some gigs because of an unpleasant medical issue. The good news is that the quacks say my bod is back to its natural state of consummate perfection and I can get back on the road. First stop is Toronto in three weeks to keynote at the International Radio Summit during Canadian Music Week (they gently asked me to leave my guitar at home.) A few weeks later I'll be going to Oslo to speak at the Norwegian Association of Advertisers' Adtech Programmatic conference. Talks are also in the planning stages for Brussels, Buenos Aires, Mumbai, and maybe even New Jersey. |