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GOP SENATOR RICK SANTORUM TRIED TO WARN US how this fallen world would never survive same-sex marriage. It would surely lead to entire basketball teams marrying one pure milk maid, horses marrying goats, hipsters marrying their own beards, siamese twins marrying each other...
SADLY, SANTORUM DOVE OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE Wednesday just after finishing 10th in the Iowa Caucuses, which he had won four years before. He’ll return to his life of making Christian movies that seem like parodies of Christian movies.
BUT BEFORE SANTORUM LEFT, he gave us a nice reminder by endorsing Marco Rubio.
RUBIO LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE who would despise Rick Santorum’s repulsively backward views. But in reality, the only difference between Santorum and Rubio is about sixty pounds of oatmeal.
BOTH MEN STILL OPPOSE SAME-SEX MARRIAGE. Both think you should be forced to have your rapist’s baby. Both think climate change is a problem made up by liberals trying to get a good deal on beach homes. Both are aching for war with Iran. Both want ground troops back in Iraq. And both men hate Ted Cruz.
SO WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IS that even Rick Santorum and Marco Rubio are right about one thing.