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THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is now in Cuba for the first time in 88 years and this is very upsetting to a Republican candidate for president whose dad was born in Cuba.

TED CRUZ CALLED the president’s visit to Havana "so sad, and so injurious to our future as well as Cuba's, that Obama has chosen to legitimize the corrupt and oppressive Castro regime with his presence on the island."

CRUZ IS CERTAIN THAT CUBAN ISOLATION and embargo were bound to work if we just gave it 60 more years, the same time frame of success Republicans expect for the Iraq War and the Bush tax cuts.

AFTER FOX NEWS SAID Donald Trump has an “extreme, sick obsession” with host Megyn Kelly, this weekend Trump did his best to prove Fox right.

“SO THE HIGHLY OVERRATED ANCHOR, @megynkelly, is allowed to constantly say bad things about me on her show, but I can't fight back?” the billion-dollar baby tweeted Sunday night, vowing retribution. “Wrong!”

IF ATTACKING FOX NEWS every time it attacked you were an actual requirement for the president of the United States, our current president would only have time for just that, Christmas tree lightings and drone strikes.

IT WAS THE FIRST TIME Hulk Hogan has ever been surprised by a victory in his life.

THE FORMER WRESTLER, actor and paint sample for “Nuclear Tangerine” was awarded $115 million from Gawker Media, which would like to borrow $115 million.

THE SITE PUBLISHED A TAPE featuring the Hulkster having sex with his former best friend’s former wife, arguing that disallowing it could have a chilling effect leading Americans to have no idea which professional wrestlers are engaging in mild swinging.

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NO, JIM MORRISON HAS NOT BEEN FOUND ALIVE IN A PARIS ASSISTED-LIVING HOME. It was just some other 73-year-old man yelling for someone to come light his fire.

ASK YOUR TROLLS—The U.K.'s National Environment Research Council asked the internet to name its new $225 million Royal Research Ship. So far “RRS Boaty McBoatface” leads, closely followed by “This Is Why You Don’t Ask the Internet to Name Anything.”

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