NEWSLETTER #139 / November 18, 2018 No Images? Click here FACEBOOK ON THE ROPES Monkeys At The Controls The piece details the lengths to which Zuckerbot and Sandberg went to "delay, deny and deflect" serious issues. Among the assertions in the Times article: "Taxonomy Of Mismanagement" Our Inexcusable Irresponsibility Talking about his clients, a managing director at an ad agency said, "It's kind of amazing that no one cares at all... All these companies are talking about purpose, and higher alignments for their brands, and not a single client has raised a red flag about any of this at Facebook." While Facebook is being demonized, let's keep in mind who's funding all this sordid activity -- it's the ad industry. It is the money we keep pouring into Facebook that makes all this sleaze possible. If we had an ounce of responsibility we would say "no more." But, of course, we don't. We just hide behind Facebook's skirts and let them take the hits. And where are the ANA and 4As on this? MIA as usual. Christmas For Hypocrites And along those lines, all the insects will now crawl out from under their rocks pretending they didn't know what was going on. Publicis' Chief Growth Officer had this to say, “Now we know Facebook will do whatever it takes to make money. They have absolutely no morals.” Give me a fucking break. NOW we know? It was right in front of your nose, Chief, for years if you wanted to see it. If dumbass bloggers knew it, how come Chief Growth Officers for multi-billion dollar corporations didn't know? I'll tell you why. Because Chief Growth Officers need the money they get from selling Facebook ads to their clients. One might even say they'll "do whatever it takes to make money." Here's a question, Chief -- has Publicis stopped buying ads on Facebook? Or are you just another hypocritical bullshit artist? Add to this the Washington politicians who use "opposition research" every election cycle but are now "shocked" by Facebook's adoption of their sleazy tactics. I'm starting to think about getting cynical. "No One Ever Told Them They Couldn't" 60 Minutes had a nice segment last week about the privacy abuses of Google, Facebook, et al. 60 Minutes to privacy advocate: "How did the big tech companies come to collect all this information?" Privacy advocate: "No one ever told them they couldn't" When the hell are we gonna tell them? Never forget that all this sleaze and corruption can be largely traced to one original sin: online tracking. Take away tracking of individuals online and so much of this squalid garbage evaporates. Can't Make This Shit Up This year the spot is very different. It is a tribute to Elton John. It's the kind of spot that is bound to be controversial in advertising circles. Transaction-oriented ad people will hate it because it has nothing at all to do with products or the company -- it is 100% borrowed interest. Brand-oriented ad people will love it because it is unforgettable and superbly crafted. Have a look and see what you think. Me? I love it. Side Note For Music Geeks: All these years later, when I hear the lyric "...but, then again, no," I still want to punch Bernie Taupin. Another Christmas Miracle Just in time for the holidays, Laughing@Advertising is now available as an ebook. Just click here to download and give yourself the gift of ridicule. Virtual Book Tour As for next week's newsletter, it's gonna be Thanksgiving weekend and I'll probably be too fat to type. |