Welcome to our first issue! Generations from now, your great grandchildren will dust off this yellowed relic and wonder what it must have been like to get news delivered via email instead of directly into their brains.

We heard from everyone’s favorite principal, Mr. Belding, and the story behind his signature catchphrase. Even though there was a decisive blow to opponents of Net Neutrality in the US, India is still in the thick of it and using reddit to mobilize. Finally we learned that sometimes it’s probably best not to do a tattoo yourself—even if you think you totally can do it. Check out the full story on these and more below.

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