Boarding a plane any time soon? Here are some secrets from airline employees, shared in a fascinating (and freaky) AskReddit discussion. Happy flying!

Theft at Target is a big deal, and the company takes great measures to catch repeat offenders. They even have a top-rated forensic lab. Perhaps a season of CSI: Target isn’t far off.

Who knew a beloved sitcom would pair so well with everyone’s least favorite Star Wars film? Jose Anaya (user janaya on Reddit) created a one-minute pilot for a hilarious TV mash-up between the worlds of Paddy’s Pub and Anakin Skywalker’s home planet. Maybe The Phantom Menace was always meant to be a comedy…

Tracy Chou, a Stanford grad and a 2014 Forbes 30 under 30 inductee, is best known for her Medium post titled “Where Are the Numbers?”—calling for tech companies to release their diversity numbers. In the latest episode of Formative, she shares the single moment behind her success at Facebook, Quora, and finally Pinterest.

Call it a “Spoiler Utility Vehicle.” Or maybe “Dickmobile” is more appropriate. That’s probably the name Star Wars fans—especially those who haven’t yet seen The Force Awakens—would choose for the SUV that was recently shown tooling around with a major revealing plot point from the latest installment in the film saga emblazoned on its rear windshield.

This week, redditors shared thousands of stories of fathers at their finest—from supplying secret snacks to getting tickets to their kid’s first R-rated movie. Hey, you’re never too young to watch Die Hard, right?

Ziggy Stardust. Aladdin Sane. Pierrot. The stage personas David Bowie slipped in and out of so effortlessly always felt like these strange secret identities forged within the pages of some secret, magical comic book. It’s no wonder then that Bowie, who died of cancer Sunday at 69, has been an inspiration for characters like the Joker, Lucifer, and one of the Young Avengers.

So little time, so many Netflix choices. Sure, there are the basic genres—comedies, dramas, documentaries, and such—but for those looking for something more specific, behold: secret codes! (And if you need help deciding if a movie’s worth watching, one redditor created a site that combines Rotten Tomatoes, IMDB, and more into one glorious ratings machine.)

Moviegoers who saw Inside Out probably had trouble containing their heaving sobs and unattractive snot streams running down their faces during a particular scene with the pink, elephantine Bing Bong, voiced by Richard Kind. While the film could win an Academy Award, the voice actors behind the movie will be snubbed—but why?

For thousands of years, Ötzi’s dead body lay entombed in ice, while societies rose and fell around him. It wasn’t until 1991 when two hikers happened to stumble upon his corpse by chance. Unintentionally, they had discovered the oldest known mummy in Europe.

Redditor Showbuckle moved to Tokyo and started taking photos of his ramen to send to his mom in the US. Check out the mouth-watering highlights from his year-long diary.

The filmmakers at Nothing To Do Crew crafted a real-life Mario Kart course in their backyard—but unlike other IRL homages to the beloved video game, this one features a “battle mode” with balloons, (real) bananas, and Roman candles. Worst idea ever or greatest thing you’ve seen online?

Need help coping after losing the Powerball? You can commiserate with these redditors—who are turning their bad luck into a few good belly laughs.