Editor's note

Dear employee, it has come to our attention that you’ve been visiting the toilet very frequently lately. Please report to HR immediately to discuss options for ablutions management.

This might seem an unlikely way to begin an email, but unfortunately, it’s a reality for many workers around the world. In the quest for optimal productivity, some employers monitor how much time their staff spend in the water closet. The phenomenon plumbed new lows recently when a manufacturer unveiled a design for a toilet that slopes downwards, making it too uncomfortable to sit on for longer than five minutes.

This is obviously a miserable approach to workplace morale, but we learnt this week that it’s not even effective as a tactic to get people to work more productively.

So people must be left to linger in shared loos. They are an important space for humans – and not just because of the purpose for which they were originally intended. As anyone who has ever read the wonderful poem To the Woman Crying Uncontrollably in the Next Stall knows, they are social environments where unusual bonds are formed. That’s particularly true for ladies’ loos, as a recent study of toilet graffiti revealed. Instead of crass jokes, an academic hunting for bathroom scrawlings found cries for help and messages of support written all over the cubicles.

The UK has now left the European Union, as of 11pm last night. If you’re wondering why nothing feels that different this morning, it’s because nothing is different. All parties are now in a transition period while they work out what their future relationship will be. A helpful timeline should shed some light on what happens over the next few months. Researchers have also been looking into what the general public most wants out of trade negotiations, and it’s quite enlightening.

Also this week, we’ve been looking at how the coronavirus outbreak can be contained and why the UK government was left with little choice but to sign a deal with Huawei.

Laura Hood

Politics Editor, Assistant Editor

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Companies target toilet breaks to improve productivity – it’s wrong and it won’t work

Madeleine Gabriel, Nesta

Tilting toilets are the latest suggestion to limit time spent on the loo at work.

The graffiti in the men’s toilets tends to be more competitive while in the women’s it is more supportive. Kostsov/Shutterstock

Toilet graffiti: secrets, support and solidarity in the women’s restroom

Mabel Victoria, Edinburgh Napier University

From crude drawing to advice and support, the scrawlings on toilet walls reveal differing communication patterns between the sexes

This is just the beginning of the story. PA/Gareth Fuller

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Remain voters overwhelmingly prioritise a deal with the EU. Amani A / Shutterstock.com

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Body temperature being checked at the exit of a railway station in Fuyang, Anhui province, China, January 29 2020. AN Ming/EPA

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Fei Chen, University of Liverpool

China’s strategy to contain the coronavirus just might work because of the way cities and infrastructure have been developed.

 

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