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For the Day-Dreamer

For the person who works to travel

Anywhere......$25.00  

For the loudest

Naturally loud and requires no battieries.  

I can hear you $25.00  

For the juciest....

Juice Juice Juice! Who doesn't like juice?  Mouths salivate at the sign for fresh squeezed juice, and any price will be paid for a cup of that golden orange delight.  Beat them all with a citra sipper and shock the juice loving world by drinking straight from the orange.  You fools still drink juice squeezed hours ago? Go ahead and try to get fresher queezed juice.  I dare you.

Don't dare the Juicer: $7.50

For the Snack-sneaker...

I must admit. I'm a snack sneaker.  Protect your lunch from snackers like me, by hiding it in a bento.  3 layers and fork and spoon.  Just put the tasty bits down at the bottom. Even the most fastidious snack-sneaker won't delve lower than level number 1.

Get your hands off my burger bento: $18.00 

For the Fastidious.....

The metal clips are strong enough to hang the laundry, and will do wonders on a bag of potato chips. 

Go clip a chip: $12.50 

For the breast in the group.....

Ok.  So that was a terrible pun.  I apologize.  Porcelain breast bauble is a must have for any christmas tree.  Doesn't mum get a new ornament every year? 

Deck the halls with breasts and baubles: $18.00 

For The Nanna...

Remember that funny christmas tradition where all the old ladies put on paper hats and dress up as giant candles? It's almost as great a yearly tradition as the one where grandpa tucks his shirt into his underpants and starts yelling about the government. Good times.

Don't light these crackers: $6.50 

For the mad scientist....

Explore green science by making your very own clock with veggies from the garden. 

Behold the power of potatoes: $20.00 

For The Cheeziest....

As useful as it is scrumptious, this wedge will keep your door open, and won't stink up the whole room. 

Don't cut the cheese: $12.00

For the stylish....

Nathalie Du Pasquier's patterns are re-launched for a new generation.  For the first time in 30 years, one can place a drink on Memphis.

Bold kick of pattern: $22.00 

For the Brightest....

Global warming is a bitch, isn't it. 

Burning the candle at both ends: $18.00

For the fidget....

My friend Alan once signed up for the US Air Guitar Championship.  His high kicks and fancy fingerwork earned him a place in the semi-finals, and small town celebrity, without ever having to own a guitar or learn a cord.  Have the heart of a drummer wherever you are.

Make it to the semi-finals: $6.00

For the ass....

Donkeys get a bad rapp.  Those big fuzzy ears, bucked teeth and strong sturdy legs make them a hero of the 4 legged kind in my book.  They may not be graceful like the equine, but they sure do get you where you want to go.

Don't be an ass: $22.00 

For the brave....

Stately and strong, this lion can hold an egg in it's head like no other.

Don't throw eggs at a lion: $22.00 

For the poopy pants....

I hate myself for actually typing that previous sentence about poopy pants.  It's almost as shameful as pooping your pants.

Don't poop your pants: $6.00 

For the indecisive....

With the choices of cuisine these days, it's almost better to spin a wheel and find out what sort of pleasurable culinary delight to have for lunch.

Spin the wheel: $7.00 

For the bold....

The labels more magnetic brother, these still feel just as good to point to bills, pictures or pesky parking tickets.

Fu*k yeah: $14.00 

For the drinker....

Hermetus reseals your bottle if you are sissy enough not to finish your beer.

Don't lose your fizz: $15.00 

For the baker....

Jesus ensures that your cookies will be heavenly delicious.

A holy gingerbread man: $18.00 

For the sweetest....

With flavours like peanut butter chocolate, neapolitan and creamsicle, how can anyone go wrong?

No, it's not salty. Promise: $20.00 

For the gourmand....

grind grind grind.  sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle.

Back to the daily grind: $13.00 

For the lazy houskeeper....

So it's usually bad form to give someone cleaning supplies for christmas, but genious ideas like this really need to be gifted.

Shuffle and mop: $13.00 

For the debonair....

Dreaming of moustaches? Can't grow your own?  See yourself with sleek new facial hair with moustache mirror clings.

Looking pretty cool: $7.00 

For the debonair dog....

Just because fido can't do his own styling doesn't mean he can't have a moustache too.

That moustache makes you look taller: $23.00 

For the snotty....

squeeze this nose, and then rub it on your face.

One of the classiest things we have on offer: $20.00 

For anyone who has to work....

It really does feel incredible.

just try it. I'm not fooling: $8.50 

For the card....

Growing cards trump non-growing cards.  Craft project, card, and garden together in one.

2 Green thumbs up: $12.00 

For the drawer, writer or student....

Nathalie Du Pasquiers patterns are gracing stationary now too.

Very nice: $11.50 

For the anal-retentive....

For the person who needs things to be just-so. All the time.

All the time: $13.00 

For the handy....

nine tools will get you out of any bind.  I'm sure Macguyver would have loved to have one of these.

Just recently having watched an episode of Macguyver and feeling very handy: $8.50 

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I wish I know where this image is from....as I want it as a poster