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For the sake of innovation, for fun, and out of total curiosity, we tried a pair of the OAKLEY META Performance AI glasses; you know, the ones with a camera, radio and all other kinds of hyper-modern functionality in them. Such as live translation – but not from or into Dutch, so I had intern RYAN speak to me in English and, after a bit of a delay, got the translation through my glasses in German. The speakers in the legs are quite good – but not discreet – others in the room can listen along. The camera quality is okay; it has a wide angle lens, almost fish eye. ■ What’s a bit odd is that while most people’s eyes are positioned horizontally next to each other, the camera takes vertical pictures. You just have to hope (or check the app on your
phone) to see the outcome. ■ I struggled to keep the connection between glasses and phone up, especially when out of reach from a WiFi connection, but handier people surely will get the hang of it. I also struggle to see why we couldn’t live without these glasses (it takes photos and films, and other functions that our phones do very well, too) but I also know it’s tricky territory to say, ‘Why on earth would I need these?’ ■ Please check out this hilarious short clip of street interviews from 30 years ago, from Dutch TV, on the subject of why nobody needs mobile phones. People can write you a letter, right? Or, if it’s urgent, try your landline. Or, if you’re stranded along the road, just go find the nearest farm to make a phone call from. And
other comical gems. ■ Surely someone will soon find a killer app for those META glasses that will make us all walk around looking like we’re competing in the time trial in the Tour de France. (For a more subdued model of META glasses, try RAY-BAN.)
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