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In addition to the not-insignificant snow squalls — especially if you happened to be driving through one — that moved through the area on Monday, there was the temperature. And it was cold. How cold? Cold enough to set one record and tie another.

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We're at a loss to explain it, but COVID has highlighted a trend that's especially important these days — a basic distrust of doctors and medicine. And it's not just in rural areas, either — in Allegheny County, fewer than half of the people eligible for a COVID booster had gotten one by the end of February. Will that trend hold up, now that the FDA has authorized a second booster for those 50 and older?

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History time, boys and girls. PG Feed readers of a certain age will recognize this woman as Rose Mary Woods, Richard Nixon's loyal White House secretary. Woods took responsibility for erasing a portion of an 18-minute gap in a recorded Oval Office conversation that Watergate prosecutors were very interested in hearing. How did it happen? Woods demonstrated that for reporters, and the contortion — with one foot on a button under her desk and a hand on the phone waaaaay over there — became known as the "Rose Mary Stretch."

Why are we thinking about Rose Mary Woods and missing White House records today? Dunno — it just sorta came to us. 

"Baseball a simple game —you throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball."

~ Skip in "Bull Durham"

"Playing defense in the NFL? Also simple — shed a block, find the ball carrier and tackle him."

~Mike Tomlin, probably

(Matt Freed/Post-Gazette)

Speaking of baseball: Spring training is in full swing in Bradenton, and if you want to forget all of the Pirates' front-office nonsense for a minute and just be in the mood for baseball, this tour of Pirate City is guaranteed to do it.

(Pittsburgh Pierogi Festival)

PIEROGI FEST IS BACK. KENNYWOOD. MUCH SHOUTING. DUMPLINGS AND ONIONS. CHEESE AND SOUR CREAM. SO HAPPY.

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The academy may not be done with Will Smith, but we're ready to put The Slap© to bed. Smith apologized to Chris Rock on Monday, so we don't think he's going to need to go live with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air again.