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Doug Ford is running for whatever. A name on a ballot is now “100 per cent” in DoFo’s plans for 2018, whether it’s a mayoral rematch against John Tory, or running provincially—depending on where his poll numbers are strongest. Chances are, Ford will have an Ontario PC colleague in Brian Mulroney’s daughter, Caroline, who won’t comment on a prospective run for Queen's Park even though someone possibly planted a CBC article about it.
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The Dish is dissed for warning against roti. The return of the Toronto Star calorie-counting feature—which mainly exists to explain that eating half of something is half as fattening as eating the whole thing—concluded that a boneless chicken wrap from Ali’s Roti Shop in Parkdale is the equivalent of eating 28 McNuggets. Megan Ogilvie’s dissection got two million more views thanks to this eye-rolling tribute:
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Capybabies corrupted by corporate cosign. The High Park Zoo’s poll to name the triplet spawn of returned runaway capybara couple Bonnie and Clyde is sure to get international attention if the winning entry sees the rodents named after the three members of Rush: Alex, Geddy and Neil. Somehow, the onomatopoeiac cereal mascots also made the shortlist, unleashing this social media annoyance:
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