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“I have an egg in the fridge. Hard boiled like me.” Potential flooding on the Toronto Islands will have the biggest impact on people who live there—most of all 87-year-old Jimmy Jones, who won’t budge just because of a rain storm. (For now, the city has restricted ferry access, ahead of potential evacuation.) Jones has been an island resident since 1932: his professional-clown father wanted to live near where he worked, at Hanlan’s Point.
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Catholic teacher not ashamed of putting legs behind her head in front of students. “It was a yoga exercise,” Leanora Brown explains to the National Post, after being censured for her display at Marshall McLuhan school. Brown has denied dispensing advice to students like, “If a slutty girl or a horny girl wants to have sex with you, you should fuck her well and leave her in a wheelchair for two days," but a tribunal
concluded otherwise based on testimony. “Why would the children be embarrassed?” Brown asked of her flexibility stunt. “They have sex in the hallway and they smoke.”
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Postmedia apologized for comparing Harjit Sajjan to Bugs Bunny. Tim Dolighan sketched the embattled defence minister in a boiling pot of water, symbolizing Sajjan’s fib about being the “architect” of Operation Medusa. But the image offended Sikhs, who raised its parallels with historic religious figures who were similarly tortured. “It was a pun on the minister stewing in his own lies,” the Calgary Sun responded to criticism. “We’re sorry if it was misinterpreted.” (Toronto Sun
stalwart Andy Donato offered his own portrayal of Sajjan as Pinnochio—with his sacred facial hair growing out of control.)
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