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Captain Morgan knifes Admiral Nelson in the front. Diageo, makers of the rum best recognized for its pirate mascot, successfully argued in federal court
that its character was infringed by rival distillery Heaven Hill—which failed to defend the look of its Admiral Nelson on the basis of being a historical figure. Captain Morgan’s company pointed out the admiral is depicted as blatantly younger than its 17th century inspiration, Horatio Lord Nelson, who was older with grey hair and missing an arm.
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Carly Rae Jepsen wins in the end. The most successful Canadian Idol contestant turned into a poptimist cause célèbre
when she repeatedly failed to follow-up the commercial success of “Call Me Maybe.” Since actual tweenage girls don’t tend to idolize singers thrice their age, she's probably better off being fetishized by eternal adolescents. The thinking was manifest Saturday night at Roy Thomson Hall, when Jepsen fronted the Toronto Symphony Orchestra—whose conductor Lucas Waldin assumed the audience was younger when pointing out that they might recognize “Claire De Lune” from
Twilight. But the concert also did the trick in generating a glowing New Yorker review:
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“How my family came to be the most hated family in Toronto (at least for 24 hours).” Julian Humphreys, the life coach from wife Catherine Jheon’s Toronto Life article “We Bought a Crack House,” lashes back with a response laying out everything in his head about the experience. (The facetious GoFundMe to pay the family’s debt ended up raising $4,798, which will go to social agencies.)
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