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St. Patrick station’s uncharacteristic seal. The Toronto Star wonders why the University and Dundas station still has its passageways blocked off four decades after they were closed in response to the stabbling death of 16-year-old Mariam Peters. (At the time, the CCTV technology required to monitor the dark areas was deemed too expensive.)
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CBC Comedy’s ritual self-destruction. The state broadcaster’s revamped laughter division got off to an odd start last summer when one journalist who ridiculed its website was asked by its managing editor to react in a “more constructive manner.” For a while, CBC Comedy was dominated by woke joke articles
that lacked the finesse of The Onion. Now, its Twitter is mostly one-liners that’d get any open-mic amateur pelted with the bricks from the wall behind them. CBC non-comedy staff have mostly avoided joining in the jeering, at least until this one:
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Joe Warmington vs. the anti-Nickelback brigade. Avril Lavigne stuck up for estranged husband Chad Kroeger when Mark Zuckerberg joked about his music. Belatedly, the Night Scrawler stepped in to have his say. On Twitter, he recalled being mocked by a Target Canada staffer for looking at a Nickelback CD. The employee is now apparently
working for a different retailer—a career move for which Warmington, whose entire public persona is about fighting for the "little guy," seems to have nothing but contempt:
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“If there were fisticuffs between me and Nick there would have been two hits: me hitting him and him hitting the ground. By the time he’d have woken up I’d have been prime minister.” In a Maclean’s
profile of Nick Kouvalis, Doug Ford denied the existence of a rumoured fistfight during Rob Ford’s 2010 mayoral campaign. The main focus of the piece is on Kouvalis' work with Kellie Leitch, whose current persona is seen by some as having been scripted by him. (Kouvalis wouldn't speak to Maclean's, opting to stick to his tweeting instead.)
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HERCULEAN TASK
Giorgio Mammoliti's description of the experience of sitting in city council chambers, offered in response to a question about why he was absent so often last year.
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