Shania Twain gets an adjective she can own now. Montreal Gazette reporter Herb Zurkowsky tweeted one dumb thought about the Grey Cup halftime show: “Shania looks like a tramp.” He apologized, but couldn't resist adding that she wore "way too much makeup and should have dressed more conservatively.” All of those words are now deleted, and the Gazette apologizes to everyone—to the point of agreeing that the tweets “deserve the widespread condemnation they have achieved.” As for Twain, the Ottawa spectacle featuring a dog sled assured her bright future as a queen of high camp: