All of us here at Business Wodonga would like to wish all our Dads, Pops, Granddads and even the Mum's who wear two hats, a very happy day on Sunday.

This newsletter is just to share some of what our members have available is you are stuck on gift ideas, and some light hearted giggles.

 When you're driving past a cemetery and dad pipes up with: I bet everyone is dying to get in there.

Dad: What do you want for dinner? Kid: I feel like a pizza. Dad: Well, you don't look like one!

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Nice food, no atmosphere.

Why was the cook arrested? He was caught beating an egg.

You know people say they pick their nose? I was just born with mine.

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.

Kid: There's something in my shoe? Dad: It's your foot.

When ever anyone bends over your Dad makes a farting noise. Every single time.

Waitress: Do you have a reservation? Dad: Yes, but I'm going to try the food anyway.

Did you hear of the band 1023mb? They haven't got a gig yet!

Kid: I'll call you later. Dad: Don't call me later, call me Dad.

Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.

Cashier: Would you like the milk in a bag? Dad: Just leave it in the carton thanks.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

It is okay to pretend a holiday does not exist when not with your children, if you would rather not deal with it. Some co-parents celebrate the holiday, like Father’s or Mother’s Day on another weekend when the youngsters are back with them. Father’s Day can be just as fun on a Saturday when going to a movie or amusement park with your children.

Some things to do on Father’s Day without the kids

• Find a good bar with large TV’s and enjoy the day watching sport and a few beers.
• See a movie or 2, if possible do Gold Class and spoil yourself
• Have a 2 hour massage
• Go out for lunch or coffee with a friend
• Organise a BBQ and cook your favorite meal
• Go to a sports game
• Check out the latest movies on Disney+ or Stan or Netflix
• Grab a rod and go fishing
• Read a book and don’t get out of bed until noon
• Go for a long country motorcycle ride or drive
• Spend some time in the gym
• Head out on your pushbike and ride some paths
• Spend a few undisturbed hours at Bunnings planning your next DYI project
• Take your camera and do a photo walk through your city
• Find a good bush walking track and walk for a couple of hours
• Just go and just DO

Join us and Business Wodonga’s members and sponsors for the launch of Wodonga TAFE’s Social and Economic Impact Study and to celebrate Wodonga Jobs Expo 2022!

You’ll find out about the role Wodonga TAFE plays in communities and industries, and discover the socio-economic impact vocational education and training, collaborations, and partnerships can have for our region.

Parking available in University Drive, off McKoy Street

This is a free event for all exhibitors that attended the Wodonga Jobs Expo 2022. Drinks and canapés provided.

RSVP by Wednesday 31 August 2022

Please include any dietary requirements.

Enquiries can be sent to Lauren Heidke, Events Coordinator, via email lheidke@wodongatafe.edu.au

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