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Hello, members! Who’s up for another edition of the Seniors Discount Club’s newsletters? I (Jarred) hope you all are!
But before we dive into today’s stories, we have some very exciting news: you can now enjoy the Seniors Discount Club experience even more with our brand new app! That’s right. You read that correctly! We have officially launched our app for Apple and Android users! ‘What’s in it for me?’, you ask? Well, the app has all our best features all in one convenient place, including our online discount directory where you can search for relevant deals and discounts when you’re out and about. It also contains our fun and engaging games like OzWord and Sudoku, and of course, our forum where you can connect with thousands of seniors across Australia. Fancy having all of that at your fingertips, eh! 😉 DOWNLOAD IT NOW on Apple’s App Store here, Google’s Play Store here, or just search ‘Seniors Discount Club’ in your app store and you’ll find us! Oh, and please let us know if you see anything amiss with the app by sending us a message here or emailing us at contact@seniorsdiscountclub.com.au. Please note: This is our first iteration of the app EVER, so there will be some hiccups, but just know the second iteration is coming, and it will be bigger and better than ever…
Now, go download our app before we take a look at yesterday’s riddle. Done downloading? Great! Here’s how yesterday’s riddle went:
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
The answer to this tricky riddle: a coffin! Quite a tough nut to crack, eh? But of course, you lot still ended up making mincemeat out of it… As always, those who got it correct will have a well-deserved shout-out at the bottom of this newsletter. ‘Til the next riddle, folks!
Now, let’s find out what’s happening across the world and around Australia today, shall we?
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A 90-year-old grandma ended up losing $100,000 all because of a simple phone call. Here’s what you need to know to avoid it happening to
YOU.
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Do you like or dislike home brand goods? More and more Aussies are shifting preferences to supermarket labels. Here’s why.
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Heads up! AustralianSuper confessed to overcharging members a total of $70 million in an unfortunate error and is committed to paying customers back. How do you know if you qualify — and how much will you receive?
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You can buy Ritz original crackers for $3.50, but did you know they’ve shrunken by over 70 grams? Sadly, they aren't the only ones. Here are some of the latest products ‘shrinkflation’ has affected.
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A so-called ‘boiler room’ scam that fleeced Aussies out of millions of dollars has unravelled, and the scammers have been caught. How did they
pull it all off, and what finally did them in?
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Aren’t text scams just the worst? Well, it turns out telcos could be held liable — the ACMA called out two services for allowing scammers to get past their systems to their customers…
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A mum proudly shared her daughter’s science experiment that compared stain removers from Coles and Woolies. Did your favourite brand win — or is a key player missing...
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Jetstar! Now that we have your attention, a ‘passenger’ of the airline caused quite a stir when he managed to board a plane, going through two security checks in the process and causing a five-hour delay because he didn’t have what? What do you think this means about flight security and safety?
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Fast food lovers, rejoice! Starting today, KFC will be bringing back a beloved treat after a whopping 12-year absence: ‘I’ve been hoping for this
day for so long.’
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How can you take eight cubes and turn them into four drawers? No, this isn’t a riddle — it’s a smart DIY job pulled off by a very crafty mum! ‘Oh my goodness, how?!’
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The ATO is cracking down on landlords over a surprisingly common thing 9 in 10 of them were found doing. Do you think landlords should be held responsible?
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And to end with what might be today’s best story… A very good boy named Bobi recently celebrated his 31st birthday, setting a world record because
this boy isn’t a human! Here’s to many more treats and belly rubs to come!
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Member @blueevie needs some helpful advice from you all about her husband, and maybe you could give her some ideas. Will you lend her a hand, dear
members?
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If you’re craving a fancy meal without the hassle of going out to a restaurant, this dish is perfect. Get a taste of this mouth-watering recipe
featuring delicious mushrooms!
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And last, but not least: member @Wandiwa shared a cheeky observation bound to score more than a few chuckles here and there. Click here to find out what it is!
Thanks for getting up to here, members, and we hope you had a great time reading today’s stories! As always, we have more for you below, including a trivia question about an iconic character, a funny joke from member @Luckyus, a blast from the past some of you might find very familiar from @Macs-241, and a lovely photograph from member @Algieboy!
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And lastly, don’t forget to enter this month’s competition! Post a riddle that hasn’t already been posted in our Jokes, fun and games forum for your chance to win a $100
voucher to either Coles, Woolworths, ALDI or IGA. The member with the best riddle will be announced in mid-June! So get riddle-ing, members!
As always, members, stay safe and happy reading!
- Jonathan, Vella, Sean, James, Sethia, April, Jarred, Ally & Maddie.
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