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G’day, wonderful members, and a big TGIF (Thank Goodness It’s Friday) to everyone! How are we all doing this morning? I, Vella, am buzzing with motivation and energy. Not only because the weekend is once again knocking on our doors but also because we can approach the day with a renewed sense of purpose. Speaking of motivation, member @Happyhawk has raised an intriguing question: What keeps you  motivated? Share your thoughts and let’s uncover what fuels our inner fire. Now, let’s dive right into your third and final riddle:

Three men are sitting in a small motorboat one kilometre from the shoreline. The first is afraid of water, the second is scared of drowning, and the third is afraid of sharks. The boat’s motor is broken, and there is nothing to row with. How do they get to the shoreline?

Hmm, quite an intriguing one, eh? Give it a good think, and when you’ve got an answer, head over to our riddle masters thread. Answer correctly, and we’ll give you a shout-out in tomorrow’s newsletter!

So, what’s happening in Australia and around the globe today:

• A highly contagious infection is spreading rapidly in one Australian state, and it’s said to be resistant to antibiotics. Be careful, members! Here are the symptoms to look out for.
• Coles has just launched MASSIVE deals on bulk versions of your favourite grocery essentials, so you can stock up and save big!
• That’s not the only deal in town. Woolworths is holding a 50% off sale on a well-known beauty range. But you’ll have to be quick!
• Speaking of Woolworths, shoppers are racing to their local stores to get their hands on this popular meat buy after the retailer slashed its price to $7.50 from $15. ‘It’s amazing.’
• A bizarre new menu item is taking the internet by storm because of its shocking twist to a fast-food classic. Would you want to try this?
• Chemist Warehouse just announced a HUGE CHANGE to all its stores across Australia, and it just might change the way you shop.
• 'Not shopping with you again!' A Woolworths customer has been left furious after what a worker did to her at her local store—it's so weird it left tongues wagging.
• ‘Difficult decision.’ A beloved online retailer is shutting down due to declining consumer demand. Do you shop here?
• Australia’s big four banks are set to face an inquiry amid rising cases of scams and may be FORCED to repay customers who have been defrauded. Can’t they do it voluntarily?
• On the topic of banks, ANZ has shut down a shocking number of branches in recent years, and their CEO is 'blaming' their customers for it. What's your take on this?
• The 15-year-old boy accused of firing a gun at a school in Perth has been allowed to go home after his bail conditions were changed. Do you think this is fair?
• A hospital worker has raised the alarm, claiming patients at a hospital in one state are being left to die in waiting rooms due to overcrowding. What is the hospital doing to address this issue?
• Another day, another joke to brighten your spirits courtesy of member @Skipton. Paddy and Mick find themselves in a helicopter crash, and what caused it will have you in stitches.
• Get ready to indulge in a delectable treat shared by member @Bunny62. This recipe blends irresistible flavours that will transport you to dessert heaven.
• Finally, put your knowledge to the test with the SDC trivia game! Do you have what it takes to achieve a flawless score of ten?

How's that for a Friday morning wrap, members? We hope you enjoyed it as much as we did! Now, get ready for more! We have a hilarious joke from member @mOiOz, a stunning photo from member @kimmonet, some great deals handpicked just for you, and more! Of course, don’t forget to play our SDC Bingo today for your chance to win a $50 voucher to Coles or Woolworths!

Before we move on: dental, optical, and physio cover from under $9 per week? You could be eligible for latest government rebates which assist in getting cover from just $1.15* per day. Talk to an advisor now and find out if you're eligible and discover how much you could be saving.*

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As always, members: stay safe, and happy reading!

- Jonathan, Vella, James, Sethia, April, Jarred, Ally & Maddie.