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Hello there, wonderful Seniors Discount Club members! How’s your Monday going so far? Fine, I (Jarred) hope! I am thrilled to present our latest newsletter edition, filled with all the latest news stories and provide you with valuable insights on nearly everything under the sun. So grab a cuppa, sit back, relax, and enjoy! We guarantee you won't be disappointed.
The first order of the day is the first riddle of the week! Here it goes:
How do you make the number 7 even without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
I have to confess that I didn't even attempt solving this one, as maths isn't really my strong suit. But I'm sure some of you might be great at it! If you can solve this riddle, please share your answers here on the forum. And, as always, if you get it correct, we'll give you a special mention in tomorrow's newsletter. Good luck, and have fun! 😉
Are you ready? Let's dive into today's thrilling events happening all around the world and across Australia!
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Pensioners and workers are struggling to survive without access to bulk-billing services in this part of the country, and some residents are asking painfully real questions: ‘Is it going to kill me?’
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Want to know how much was spent on Queen Elizabeth II's state funeral? The UK Treasury has all the details, and yes, it’s more than $300 million…
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Surprise, surprise. A recent analysis revealed that despite pandemic headwinds and a continuous cost-of-living crisis, Coles and Woolworths are cashing in big with increased profit margins. Here’s what they have to say about it.
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Speaking of Coles and Woolies profits, it turns out their prices have ballooned by 10% in recent months, outstripping even inflation. But one supermarket says this figure is inaccurate — what’s the real score?
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Who’s up for some crispy KFC? Well, you might want to hold that thought because one couple noticed something in their chicken meal that had them gagging...
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A ‘cleaning influencer’ shared a game-changing tip for keeping glass surfaces looking absolutely spotless. It's so simple, you might not believe it!
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The biggest players in the supermarket home brand game are ALDI, Coles, and Woolworths. But which one will give you the most bang for your buck? According to an expert, it’s…
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Slow Wi-Fi is one of those small domestic torments. But what if all you had to do was move certain household items around to solve your connection woes?
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A $35 Kmart item is the latest buy to get shoppers talking, and it’s a dupe of a comfy winter essential: ‘Didn’t want to take them off…’
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A mum is singing praises for a dust-gobbling vacuum cleaner that made quick work of a filthy rug: ‘The best I’ve ever owned.’ Will you get your
hands on this, members?
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Another mum’s brilliant idea to make camping a lot easier has left the internet divided, with some calling it 'genius' while it left some disgusted... How about you? Would you try this?
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Did you know that these three-digit heritage plates could sell for more than most luxury cars? Check if you have one at home, and potentially earn up to $400,000!
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It’s been some time since we’ve featured a dessert, and this one we came across is bound to take you on a trip down memory lane back to when ol’ Nan made a batch…
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Member @chook yard could use some ideas for a problem she has — one of the fur-tastic kind! Can you help her out?
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A husband was watching his wife in glee… But why? You’ll have to check out the rest of this cheeky joke from member @Luckyus. Be warned, it’s a bit raunchy… Or is it?
Hold onto your hats, folks, because we've got a whole lot more excitement coming your way! Get ready for a mind-boggling trivia question, a deliciously minty 'Yesterday's Australia' segment, and a jaw-droppingly beautiful photo from member @Helen Simmons.
Before we move on, don’t forget to try comparing your broadband prices and plans to find one that is better suited to your needs*! You can compare and save on your internet here*.
Also don't forget to download our app from Apple’s App Store or Google’s Play Store. With our app, you can experience all the wonders of Seniors Discount Club right in the palm of your hand. Just a reminder, downloading our app is entirely optional and won’t replace our trusty desktop version if that is what you prefer!
Oh, and be sure to enter this month’s competition, too! Post a riddle that hasn’t already been posted in our Jokes, fun and games forum for your chance to win a $100 voucher
to either Coles, Woolworths, ALDI or IGA. The member with the best riddle will be announced in mid-June! So get riddle-ing, members!
As always, members, stay safe and happy reading!
- Jonathan, Vella, Sean, James, Sethia, April, Jarred, Ally & Maddie.
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