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Thursday Edition
Good morning members, and welcome to another happy Thursday. Any big plans for today? As we do every morning, we have something big up our sleeve. We are pretty stoked with our lineup of content today, so without further ado, let's jump right in shall we?
Okay first things first, it’s time to give you all the answer to yesterday's rather incomprehensible riddle. Now, just in case it’s been muddled up in your memory (as it absolutely has in ours), let’s get a quick reminder of what it was!
Nightly, after work, Jim Junior enjoys a drink with three friends, named Senior, Younger and Older. "Who's the youngest of the four?" the manager asked the barman.
He replied: "Senior is not senior to Older. What's more, neither of the drinkers, junior to Younger, is senior to Junior." Can you name the youngest man?
Well? Can you (or did you rather) name the youngest man? To be absolutely honest, we didn’t have the slightest clue. The youngest man was… Senior! In ascending order of age, his friends were Older, Younger and Junior. Even with the answer we’re still a little confused. However, if you got the answer right (and there were a few of you who did), continue reading on to spot a shoutout with your name on it (literally). If you’re on this list, give yourself a pat on the back, you really earned it!
Next up on the agenda folks is our Fascinating Fact for the week!
Now we’re sure you’ve heard the term ‘it’s raining cats and dogs’ before. But we bet you’ve never heard the term ‘it’s raining fish’. Well, whilst it may not be a common saying, you might be surprised to learn that fish rain does actually happen. In the Honduran city of Yoro, there is an event known as “the Rain of Fish”, where hundreds of fish plummet from the clouds. How do the fish even get up there you might ask? Well it turns out that small fish, crabs and other creatures are swept up into the sky by water spouts caused by wild weather. And as another old saying goes: ‘what goes up, must come down’.
Now then members, what’s happening in Australia and around the world in the news today?
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Kids' movies often hide ‘cheeky and suggestive’ jokes for older fans. We take a look at some of the best hidden humour in kids films.
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Still making morning breakfast? Well stop what you’re doing! It turns out all of us have been buttering our bread wrong, according to one expert…
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Why had nobody thought of this earlier? Check out this amazingly comfy and snug special buy that ALDI have just released.
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One shopper from Woolies has sparked a ‘war of words’ after being overcharged $197 during a grocery shop…
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Over at Coles, one shopper found a nasty surprise lurking in her freshly bought lettuce. This one gives us the creepy crawlies folks!
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More budget luxury coming your way members! Kmart release yet ANOTHER luxury item with a budget price tag!
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Have you noticed that men's and women's shirt buttons are on different sides? Turns out there is indeed a reason why, and it’s backed by um, science?
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Hold on to your taste buds everyone! Maltesers are upping the ante, and introducing a brand new flavour!
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We suggest you head straight on over to ALDI to pick up this $2.50 item guaranteed to get you into the valentine's day mood (enjoyed solo or with a partner).
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And finally, do your grandkids not eat their sandwich crusts? Well one mum has devised a clever hack to get them digging in.
And that’s that for the wrap of the day ladies and gents! We implore you to stick around just a little while longer however, as we have an absolutely chokka block lineup of stuff for you to sink your teeth into! Like today’s joke which was brought to us by member Marie Ann.
Oh, one last thing before we go. Today is the last day for you to submit a phtoto to the SDC photo competition! If you haven't yet, head over here ASAP and post a picture with a description of said picture, for your chance to win a $100 voucher for Coles or Woolies.
The winner will be announced tomorrow, so hurry up and get uploading eh?
Now most importantly members, and as always, stay safe and happy reading.
- Jonathan, Vella, Sean, James, Dan & Maddie.
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Source: SeniorsDiscountclub
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B. Hungry Jacks
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C. Subway
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D. McDonald's
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Scroll to the bottom of the newsletter for the answer.
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Source: Australia Remember When FB page
Who here remembers Mr Whippy vans? Every kid bolted out of the house as soon as they heard the Mr Whippy tune back in the day. Ah, memories of a hot afternoon.
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Source: Instagram/Addicted To Bargains
Nothing quite says “I love you” this Valentine's Day like a homemade dinner. So, if you are planning a romantic night in with your partner, a friend, your grandchildren, or even just yourself, one of our favourite supermarkets has introduced a new treat to help you plan your Valentine's Day menu. The best part is that it costs only $2.49!
Aldi is selling frozen Potato Hearts that can be easily cooked in an air fryer or oven. Customers are rushing to their local Aldi stores to get their hands on the new treat, which some say would make the perfect Valentine's Day meal. The treat is already flying off the shelves as it’s only available for a limited time.
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Compare Health Cover Now*
Three health insurance rate rises in the space of 18 months are what Aussies are being slapped with after a two year long global pandemic. Aussies were paying an average of $230.26 more for their health insurance after the 2021 price hikes. And now from 1 April 2022, a single person over the age of 65 will pay an additional average of about $75* more per year, with families paying an additional average of about $154* more per year.
What few people realise is that there are government rebates out there that could save you hundreds of dollars per year on your cover*. For eligible Aussies, the starting cost of a combined hospital & extras policy comes in at under $23 / week (or $3.22 per day) once the rebate has been claimed.
See if you're eligible for the latest government rebates to get health insurance from under $23 a week.
Compare Now*
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If you have a deal you think other members would enjoy, please submit it here.
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Katies 7/8 Classic Pants $15 @ Crossroads
Tired of wearing jeans in the summer heat? Why not try these trendy cropped pants for a change. It’s classic enough for everyday wear but modern enough to take your look to the next level. It is easy to wear and perfect for both formal and informal occasions. Combine it with your favourite top for a playful look. It also has a pull-on elastic waist that makes it easy to slip on and off. These cropped pants come in six stunning colours. This deal is now only $15, from the original price of $49.
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Steam Mop Handheld Cleaner $18.99 @ MyDeal
Say goodbye to backaches while cleaning with this steam mop from MyDeal. It has a sleeker design that will make cleaning your home a breeze. It emits a steady stream of hot steam that kills even the toughest strains of bacteria, dust mites, and other tiny microbes. It is also lightweight and portable, making it ideal for use around the house. This deal is now only $18.99, down from the original price of $49.99.
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Mules $9 @ H&M
Raise your hand if you enjoy dressing up every now and then and slipping on some mules for a more formal look! H&M's faux leather heeled mules are a comfortable option for special occasions. They exude elegance and style, making it ideal for a date night or formal event. Pair it with your favourite jeans and top for a day-to-night look or midi-skirts or knee-length dresses for a more feminine look. H&M has further reduced the price of these mules to $9 from the original price of $29.
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Source: Member @Algieboy
Hawk on Post
Today’s picture is thanks to member @Algieboy. It’s a photo of a hawk on a post in Gulf Country. What a stunning shot, @Algieboy! We thought it was a painting for a split second. Thank you for sharing this with us!
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1906 British battleship HMS Dreadnought launched after only 100 days, renders all other capital ships obsolete with its revolutionary design.
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1940 “Tom & Jerry” cartoon created by William Hanna & Joseph Barbera debut by MGM.
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1990 The spacecraft Galileo flew past Venus on its way to Jupiter.
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1993 “Michael Jackson Talks To Oprah Winfrey” aired on ABC & drew an astounding 39.3 rating, 56 shares, 90 million people.
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1996 IBM computer Deep Blue became the first computer to win a game of chess against a reigning (human) chess champion, Gary Kasparov.
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2014 American actress and diplomat Shirley Temple—who cheered Depression-era moviegoers when she was a dimple-cheeked curly-haired child star and the top Hollywood box-office attraction from 1935 to 1939—died at age 85.
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There were two Irish men on a flight.
As they were getting close to their destination, the pilot announced a delay in landing as one engine had shut down, but not to panic as there were three more engines.
That announcement was followed with “I’m so sorry but, there will be another slight delay in landing as another engine has shut down."
Check out the rest of this hilarious joke by member Marie Ann by clicking here.
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New research by Roy Morgan has named McDonald’s as Australia’s most popular quick-service restaurant outlet for 2020. The American food chain led the fast-food brigade with 8.1 million customers chowing into a Macca’s meal last year.
Riddle masters: ChrisUren, Annewithane, Tricia56, Neeley, Muru, Dougal, Clyde, Dot, Placid, killifish, Slapsy, Hemiman265, Kerry, Lorraine44, chezna, youngoldlady, Mazz239, Topher, Julia TH, AussieMeg, ChrisM, Catherine, Leticia, thomas, JayKay, Hutch, Vinylted, DavidC57, margiebear, Jennychiml, Cheryl W, & Liag.
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