Tuesday Edition

Good morning

My oh my members, it’s good to be back in the office after a lovely long weekend. We won’t lie to you, we definitely over indulged in Hot Cross Buns, chocolate and various other foods and you know what one of the hardest things is after over-indulging yourself all Easter long weekend? All the good stuff goes on sale today, so you can score everything you ate and more at bargain prices. Looks like we are going to be over-indulging a little more for the rest of the week… Be sure to head to your local Coles, Woolies, Aldi, or IGA to cash in on these sales!

Now we know what you’re all waiting for, apart from Easter sales of course, and that is the answer to yesterday’s riddle! For those who need a refresher, the riddle goes…

Professor Puzla says "My expensive laboratory staff have perfected a way of arranging seven matches on a table so that they make 20 and one-third of a dozen. Of course, they neither break nor bend the matches." How is this possible?

It was a real tough one, wasn’t it? Or at least we thought so anyway! It seems a fair few of you didn’t have any problems solving it though because so many of you managed to figure out the correct answer, which was that the matches were arranged into Roman Numerals, or XXIV, which is the number 24, or 20 and one third of a dozen! There’s just no way we would have gotten this riddle correct, but you know, we aren’t the riddle masters you lot are. So, scroll down to the bottom of this newsletter for your very well deserved shout out!

Now, what’s happening across Australia and around the world today?

• Did you know about this money-saving Aldi secret? Here’s why you should be shopping at Aldi on Wednesdays.
• It’s no secret grocery prices have skyrocketed and most Aussies are struggling at the moment, including these Aussies who have taken to social media to share their heart-breaking stories.
• Let’s follow a sad story, with a happy one shall we? Ladies and Gents get the tissues ready because this 12-year-old interrupted her Mum’s wedding to pop her own important question to the groom.
• No idea what to make for breakfast today? Why not give this Mum’s ‘Ultimate Breakfast Pie’ recipe a try.
• Who here ever finds themselves needing a lint roller but never has one? (My hand is up!) Try these hacks for removing lint without the roller!
• Was yesterday’s riddle not hard enough for you? Then try answering these three year 5 maths questions that have most Aussie adults stumped (including us!)
• One woman’s video has gone viral online after it shows what someone did to her while she was at the gym. Who do you think is in the wrong here?
• Check out this woman’s tip for making high-end bread bags using a few budget buys from Kmart!
• Speaking of budget buys, if you love your beauty products like skin care and makeup, then you have to read about this store that’s selling big beauty brands at bargain prices.
• Are you looking to cut your grocery bills? Why not try regrowing some of your veggies from scratch!
• And finally, one crafty Aussie has made a very stylish side table using a few bargain buys from Kmart and Bunnings!

Boy oh boy and this is just the introduction! We still have plenty in-store for you below including a fantastic ‘Yesterday’s Australia’ segment and an ab-workout of a grand(dad) joke. It honestly had the whole office in stitches. It’s good to be back members, we thoroughly enjoyed our long weekend and we hope you did too.

Oh, one last thing before we go! Don't forget to check out today’s OzWord for that bit of extra brain training, eh! We're also trying something new today - the 'Last 2 letters' game. Take a look - it's easy to play but should still help to get those synapses firing.

And most importantly, members, stay safe and happy reading!

- Jonathan, Vella, Sean, James & Maddie.