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Hello, everyone! Happy Tuesday! I (Jarred) hope you're all having a great morning so far. Whether you're enjoying a delicious breakfast or savouring a warm cup of tea, I'm excited to bring you this newsletter and hopefully make your morning even better. 😉 So, let's get started! First off, let’s take a look at yesterday’s riddle:

I drink red juice, go drunk, gain weight, fly, and die. What am I?

The answer to the riddle is… Mosquitoes! I know they can be a pain, especially during the warmer months, but thankfully there are plenty of mosquito patches and sprays to help keep them at bay. Congratulations to those who answered the riddle correctly, you’ve earned yourself a shout-out at the bottom of the newsletter. Be sure to stay tuned for the next riddle!

Now, let’s move on and find out what’s happening across the world and around Australia today:

• ‘Best stuff ever - wouldn't use anything else!’: Aussies are gushing over a $12 Bunnings find that could be the solution to your kitchen cleaning woes — what’s all the fuss about?
• A savvy Coles shopper amazed people with their affordable plan to feed a family of four for 14 days on ‘less than $180’! How did they pull it off?
• Aussies are being warned after fake fines were found posted on cars. This is what you need to look out for when trying to spot these malicious notices…
• ALDI's most popular special buy drew record crowds over the weekend, and it’s unsurprising, considering items were on sale for as low as $5... Were you among those that lined up outside the shops?
• Savvy pensioners shared their top tips to save money and keep warm during winter to help out with the skyrocketing cost of energy bills. How clever are they?
• Wow! Coles is opening a brand new store in one of Australia's oldest suburbs, and check out all the bells and whistles: ‘Something we have been crying out to have for years.’
• A rare phenomenon lit up a whopping 1500 kilometres of the Australian coastline, and witnesses watched transfixed and scared at the same time — did you catch a glimpse of it?
• These golden oldies are taking incredible adventures after forming a ‘bucket list’ club, and it all started with one simple question. How about you? What’s on YOUR bucket list?
• After six seasons and two movies, it’s been confirmed that a beloved UK TV series is making a comeback! Were you a fan of this show too?
• A crafty ‘professional organiser’ shared that an unlikely $12 Kmart item can solve all your coffee and tea storage woes: ‘Genius! It’s such a great idea.’
• A bag of chips for how much?! A shopper couldn’t help but be shocked when she saw how much a bag of chips was being sold for at Woolies: ‘I’ll just go without.’ Are we getting ripped off?
• ‘They thought they had a dummy.’ A tenant went viral over her disappointing experience with her landlord, who who allegedly did her dirty when her lease was up. Here’s how you can make sure you’re protected as a renter.
• Two words: ‘easy’ and ‘chicken’. Feast on this delicious and budget-friendly recipe. It’s sure to make you come back for seconds!
• Have you ever seen a tattoo so beautifully done it’s almost life-like? Well, this grandma from member @mick.idgaf’s joke certainly has!

We hope you found today's stories interesting and thought-provoking, members! But that’s not all: we have a fun trivia question about a historical figure and a joke from one of our members, @Luckyus. We'll also take a trip down memory lane to remember the good ol’ working days!

Did you know that if you were born before 1963 you could be eligible to demonstrate these invisible hearing aids for free*? If you are interested, you can book an appointment here*!

Also don't forget to download our app from Apple’s App Store or Google’s Play Store. With our app, you can experience all the wonders of Seniors Discount Club right in the palm of your hand. Just a reminder, downloading our app is entirely optional and won’t replace our trusty desktop version if that is what you prefer! 

Lastly, be sure to enter this month’s competition, too! Post a riddle that hasn’t already been posted in our Jokes, fun and games forum for your chance to win a $100 voucher to either Coles, Woolworths, ALDI or IGA. The member with the best riddle will be announced in mid-June! So get riddle-ing, members!

As always, members, stay safe and happy reading!

- Jonathan, Vella, Sean, James, Sethia, April, Jarred, Ally & Maddie.