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Good morning, members! Welcome to another edition of our newsletter. We're S.H.I.T! And no, it's not what you think! It's actually an acronym for 'So Happy It's Thursday!' Even ask the grandkids. We got you there, didn't we? We hope we put a smile on your face and a spring in your step. After all, it's Thursday, and that means we're one step closer to the weekend.

But for our retired members, every day is like a weekend, right? Retirement brings about a new kind of daily routine that allows us to enjoy life's simple pleasures. So, I (Vella) am wondering, what does your day look like today? Do you like to sleep in or get up early? Do you have certain chores you like to do? Or is it just a day of relaxation and leisure? Share your thoughts in our forum here, and let’s celebrate the little things that bring us joy each day.

Alright then, I'm sure you're all eagerly waiting for the answer to yesterday's riddle. In case you need a little reminder, it's a cartoon that member @mick.idgaf shared in our forum here.

So, did you figure it out? The answer is money laundering, assault, and battery! So glad you, folks, had fun cracking this one. Of course, thank you to member @mick.idgaf for sharing this with us. Many of you got the answer correct, so stick around, and you'll find a shout-out waiting for you at the end of the newsletter.

Moving along, let's jump into this morning’s Fascinating Fact!

Did you know that an Australian man named James Harrison has saved over two million babies' lives? That's right! James Harrison has a rare blood type that produces an antibody used to create an anti-D injection given to pregnant women. This injection prevents Rhesus disease, a potentially fatal disease affecting unborn babies. A big round of applause for this heroic Aussie!

Now then, members, what's happening in Australia and around the world today?

• The federal budget is out for 2023, and we have all the details to help you understand what it means for YOU. Did Australians over 55 win as predicted? We take an in-depth look.
• Politicians have issued a dire warning to Aussies about scam texts doing the rounds and targeting vulnerable Australians following the release of the federal budget. Be careful, members!
• Shoppers are raving about this $3 Kmart product that is a dupe of a cult favourite $28 beauty item. ‘This is my favourite thing ever!’
• Coles has announced a MAJOR CHANGE to their stores as they move towards a more sustainable future – and it will affect how you shop.
• Meet Lillian, the brave woman who was stranded in the harsh Australian bush for five days with no food and water. Fortunately, she managed to survive with the help of some... Wine? Cheers to that! 😉
• Discover the $9 cult cleaning product that can turn your stained shower floor back to sparkling white without using bleach! ‘Now I use it and swear by it!'
• Sick of making your spare bed? Here are 7 reasons you’re better off with a sofa bed. We’ll give you a hint: one of those reasons is you can get 50% off this award-winning sofa bed right now…
• Tired of flight delays and cancellations ruining your travel plans? Good news! You could soon be compensated for the inconvenience. Find out what this could mean for your next flight…
• This Hollywood legend has shocked fans after revealing he just welcomed his seventh child at the age of 79. Is 79 ‘too old’ to have a baby? Or are you simply, ‘never too old’?
• Legendary Aussie entertainer Bert Newton's widow, Patti, has spoken out about life without him, revealing a surprising secret about her dating life.
• This woman was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer but decided to 'die with dignity' on her own terms. Unfortunately, people with dementia do not have the same right. Do you think they deserve the same choice?
• Member @Cheb shared a photo of a bizarre fashion trend among kids these days that we just don’t understand - and it’s sure to leave you laughing.
• Finally, member @Suzanne rose is back with a recipe that has our mouths watering! It’s the perfect dessert when you want something light and refreshing after a heavy meal.

It’s been a pleasure serving you your news this morning, members! I hope you’ve enjoyed today's stories as much as we enjoyed writing them. But the fun isn’t quite over yet! We still have plenty more in store for you, including a challenging trivia question, a hilarious joke from member @Skipton, a stunning picture from member @BigRob, and deals handpicked just for you!

Dental, optical, and physio cover from under $9 per week! You could be eligible for latest government rebates which assist in getting cover from just $1.15* per day. Talk to an advisor now and find out if you're eligible and discover how much you could be saving.*

Oh! One more thing before I go, we are so excited to announce another SDC Competition! This competition is simple: Post a riddle that hasn’t already been posted in our Jokes, fun and games forum for your chance to win a $100 voucher to either Coles, Woolworths, ALDI or IGA. The member with the best riddle will be announced in mid-June! So get riddle-ing, members!

As always, members, stay safe and happy reading!

- Jonathan, Vella, Sean, James, Sethia, April, Jarred, Ally & Maddie.