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Good morning, members, and a big welcome to this fine Friday morning! Can you believe how fast this week has come and gone? It feels like just yesterday we were starting the week, and now the weekend is knocking on our door once again. I (Vella) hope your week was filled with plenty of laughter and joy. But if not, don’t worry! The weekend is around the corner, and it’s time to unwind and shake off any stress that may be lingering.
Speaking of stress, let’s have a little chat. We all have those moments when life throws us a curveball, and stress starts to creep in. I’m not going to lie; I get easily stressed by minor inconveniences, which is why I need your help, dear members. How do you cope with stress? Share your tips, tricks, and
stress-busting strategies on our forum right here.
Enough chit-chat, let’s dive into today’s newsletter, shall we? To kick things off, here’s our third and final riddle for the week.
Who can shave three times a day and still grow a beard?
Oh, I love this one! I’m sure you all will too. Put your thinking caps on, folks! If you think you’ve solved the riddle, head over to the riddle masters thread here. Remember, if you get the answer correct, we’ll give you a special shout-out in tomorrow’s newsletter!
Now, let's catch up on what's happening in Australia and across the globe today!
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Brace yourselves, members! You could see a spike in your electricity bills as energy prices are set to skyrocket by up to 24 per cent for millions of Australians. Here's how much more you'll be paying.
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Attention, Macca's fans! McDonald's is bringing back not one, not two, but THREE fan-favourite menu items for a limited time only. Will you be trying these?
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‘They are the bomb!’ ALDI shoppers are raving about a delicious $5.49 grocery buy, with many dubbing it their 'absolute favourite ALDI purchase.'
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Speaking of ALDI, the supermarket giant has hopped on the winter bandwagon and released a new Special Buys range that will keep you warm during the colder months. But you'll have to be quick!
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A 74-year-old man has confessed to stealing $180,000 from women he met on dating apps. How could anyone do such a heinous thing? WARNING: Not everyone you meet online is who they say they are!
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Fashionistas, rejoice! David Jones is giving away luxury bags worth up to $1,220 to celebrate its 185th birthday. But there’s a catch…
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Looking to make the most of your living space? Kmart is offering a budget-friendly solution that’s flying off the shelves - and it's on clearance for $19! But not everyone was convinced. Here's why.
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Coles is taking another step towards sustainability by making a MAJOR CHANGE to one of their most common products. Let's give Coles a big round of applause!
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While Coles is getting praise for their 'sustainable' move, their 'Best Buys' aisle is getting quite the opposite from ALDI shoppers, with one customer calling the range ‘pitiful’...
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GOOD NEWS! A life-changing cancer treatment will soon be more affordable for Aussies as it gets listed on the PBS.
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In not-so-good news, Australian Netflix users will be charged an extra $7.99 per month if they do this one thing, but is this unfair?
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WATCH: Sunrise host Natalie Barr was forced to stop a fiery exchange between two political leaders as they debated aged care reforms. Who
do you think was in the right?
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Are you tired of the same old boring lunches? I’ve got something that will make your taste buds jump for joy! And the best part? You can whip up this deliciousness in just 35 minutes!
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Finally, is there sex after death? One couple finds out in this hilarious joke shared by member @Luckyus. But be warned; it’s a bit rude so proceed with caution.
Thanks for joining us for another morning of interesting stories, members! We hope you found something you enjoyed in our selection. We still have plenty more ahead, including a trivia question that will put your knowledge to the test, a cheeky joke from member @mOiOz, and deals handpicked just for you!
Oh, and don’t forget to try comparing your broadband prices and plans to find one that is better suited to your needs*! You can compare and save on your internet here*.
Also, download our app from Apple’s App Store or Google’s Play Store. With our app, you can experience all the wonders of Seniors Discount Club right in the palm of your hand. Just a reminder, downloading our app is entirely optional and won’t replace our trusty desktop version if that is what you prefer!
And last but not least, be sure to enter this month’s competition, too! Post a riddle that hasn’t already been posted in our Jokes, fun and games forum for your chance to win a $100 voucher to either Coles, Woolworths, ALDI or IGA. The member with the best riddle will be announced in mid-June! So get riddle-ing, members!
As always, members, stay safe and happy reading!
- Jonathan, Vella, Sean, James, Sethia, April, Jarred, Ally & Maddie.
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