Monday Edition
Well hello members! Didn’t see you there! Welcome to a fantastic Monday morning! Why are we in such a good mood you may ask? Well it’s Monday, meaning we have a fresh week of new things to share with you! So get ready for a mountain of news, jokes, riddles and more! Now, before we get ahead of ourselves, grab yourself a cuppa and take a seat, as we dive right into today’s activities!
First things first, let’s take a look at the first riddle of the week sent in by member Suzi H. Here it goes:
" If you remove one-third of 6 you get 9, "
Mad mathematician Merv Mainchance, assured his class.
The children, accustomed to Merv's lunatic lapses, solved the conundrum immediately.
Can you?
To answer the last part of the riddle, no we can’t. But we believe you members can! So chuck your thinking caps on and head over to the riddle masters thread! If you do get the answer correct, then give yourself a pat on the back…and guess what? You’ll receive a shoutout in tomorrow’s newsletter!
Now, what's happening in Australia and around the world today?
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One furious restaurant owner has slammed two food influencers looking for free food.
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This Coles shopper thinks they discovered the ultimate Coles self-serve hack, but other shoppers and staff alike are not amused.
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Check out these mind-blowing optical illusions that one TikToker says reveal your personality.
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Social media users are going crazy over this $7 Kmart plant box hack that will leave your garden looking posh.
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What are the things to consider before going into assisted living? Here’s the ultimate guide to planning your move to an aged care facility.
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Woolies have been reminded to double-check their milk after one customer made a disturbing discovery.
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One flight attendant has revealed the dangers of changing seats on a flight! Here’s why you should stick to your allocated seat!
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One Aussie grandmother has gone viral on TikTok after showing off her alter ego: Gangster Granny!
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This man has made a table full of food in one afternoon. So how did he do it?
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Turn your boring veggies into a delicious meal with this super easy dinner recipe that takes a matter of minutes to make!
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Don’t throw out those brown bananas, folks! It turns out they are perfect for this 4 ingredient chocolate dessert!
And that is indeed a wrap of the news for today folks! But before you go, make sure to take a look at our gorgeous photo of the day, sent in by @Algieboy. Staring at this will put you in a good mood for the rest of the day, at least it sure did for us.
And as always members, stay safe, and happy reading!
- Jonathan, Vella, Sean, James, Dan & Maddie.
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Source: waroftheworlds.fandom.com
Anyone here pick up a copy of ‘Jeff Wayne’s Musical Version Of War Of The Worlds’? It was released in 1978 and based on the original radio broadcast by H.G Wells. The thundering sound of the machines and the brilliant soundtrack used to give us goosebumps. Not to mention features by celebrities such as Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzy and Actor Richard Burton. This one was an absolute classic!
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Source: TikTok/@gangsta_granny_au
Grandmas are seriously the best.
They’re sweet, warm, giving, but also funny and wise! However, gone are the days when grannies conjured images of old-lady shoes, spending days baking cakes and knitting yarn.
As you all know, grandmas can be cool too! And this is proven true by Aussie nan Judy Fisher, better known as ‘Gangsta Granny’. She has recently become a TikTok sensation through clips of her and her grandson’s silly antics. The cheeky nan has won the hearts of over 1.7 million users on TikTok, sharing clips of her ‘gangster persona’. Check out her and her grandson’s mischievous escapades by clicking the button below.
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Terraillon Family Body Control Alteo Bathroom Scale $39.20 @ Clearance Outlet
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Avanti Bottle Opener with Jar Cap Catcher $11 @ Clearance Outlet
Canned beers might be cool, but glass bottles aren’t going away anytime soon, so you need a good bottle opener to uncap your favourite lagers. Sure, you can crack a beer with your key or a cheap plastic opener, but consider refuelling your happy hour with a good bottle opener. This Avanti Bottle Opener with Jar Cap Catcher is designed to keep the cap intact, making it ideal for your next BBQ party or chill drinking session. It has a durable retro cast "Open Here" opener that will work perfectly for years to come. This is an ideal gift for anyone who enjoys a drink. This deal is now only $11.95, down from the original price of $25.95.
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Skechers Womens Sepulveda Boulevard Envelop Casual $38.95 @ Rivers
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Source: Member @Algieboy
Evening Autumn sun
This fantastic shot was sent in by member @Algieboy, and is titled ‘Evening Autumn sun on Inveraray Castle, Loch Fyne, Scotland’! The vibrant colours and reflection on the water make this look like a stunning oil painting. Breathtaking! Thanks @Algieboy for sharing this with us!
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1530 English King Henry VIII's divorce request is denied by the Pope
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1876 Alexander Graham Bell received a patent for the telephone in the US
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1912 Roald Amundsen announced his discovery of the South Pole (located 14 December 1911)
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1917 1st jazz record released on a 78 by Original Dixieland Jass Band for the Victor Talking Machine Company ("Dixie Jazz Band One Step," one side "Livery Stable Blues" other)
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1936 Adolf Hitler broke the Treaty of Versailles by sending troops into the Rhineland
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1946 Bikini Atoll islanders were evacuated by the US government to make way for a nuclear testing site
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A guy goes into a supermarket.
A lady approaches and says, "Excuse me, are you John Lambert?"
And the guy says, "Yes, I am. Why do you ask?"
Oooooh now that’s embarrassing eh? Hilarious nonetheless! Click here to read the rest of this joke by member @Wazzalox! This had us all giggling here at the SDC HQ!
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The oldest inhabited city is Damascus, which evidence suggests was first inhabited in the second half of the seventh millennia B.C. Even more amazingly, it is still inhabited to this day.
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